This Kindle App Review Blog reviews Kindle Apps.
It’s run by 7 Dragons Inc. which is a very confused company because our IPO only opened up 77% even though we were desperate to make our bankers lots of free money.
Who are 7 Dragons?
We are a company of artists. We focus on – making the best Kindle and eReader apps that provide the most value for money, look the best, run the fastest, and make the most profit.
Yes, it is rather shallow and materialistic to focus on making apps that look great and make a lot of profit – but we can’t help it.
Ultimately our aim is to provide the most value to Kindle owners of any app company. And to make the best Kindle Apps which make our art proud of us.
Does 7 Dragons have a motto?
Yes, thanks to a very wise and well-travelled Guru we have found our true motto:
Do No Evil … Leave That To Us.
What do you think of Raspberry Popsicles?
We approve very strongly.
Especially the ones that are only 50 calories and stain your teeth and mouth red and make you look like a healthy vampire.
Why run a Kindle App Blog?
We’ve always been very interested in apps for eReaders. We have been working on Kindle Apps since March 2010 and a blog was a good way to get customers for free.
It’s also a great channel to reach Kindle owners where they can suggest ideas that make our apps better and make us more profit.
Why make Kindle Apps?
Because we really like Kindle owners. Because it’s a new platform. Because we’re artists and it’s a challenge to make great apps for eReaders.
It’s mostly because we love capitalism and nothing spells capitalism like a new emerging market.
Is there a History to 7 Dragons?
Oh Yes. The true tale is lost because the people who were supposed to write it ended up writing a Harry Potter-Twilight rip-off instead. However, there are a few things that historians and barkeeps both agree on -
- A few of the 7 Dragons are still missing in action. It’s probably because they are easily distracted by the most vaguely interesting things.
- The story spans several continents.
- The Fates are always smiling on us. And on you if you trust in them.
- We are more like the Dragons of Eastern Folklore – benevolent and lucky. Not like the Dragons that kidnapped princesses and killed foolhardy Knights.
- Actually, we do on occasion kidnap princesses. Unfortunately, the Department of Princess Security made us take down the application page for princesses who wanted to get kidnapped.
- We love gold and treasure. However, we certainly don’t like dark and dreary caves. In absence of treasure Kit Kats and Mentos will do.
Is 7 Dragons Good or Evil?
Very, very Evil. We only do Evil.
We even have the perfect motto for our evil ways – Do No Evil … Leave That To Us.
We are also the most candid company ever. We love capitalism but we don’t pretend that we love Penguins. We’ve never even met any Penguins.
We don’t have free lunch or free doctors or free soft drinks. We did have free overtime but then got rid of it when the Unions threatened to burn us down.
We decided we were going to lie to our customers and pretend to be doing one thing while doing another. We were going to sell your information and ask you to reveal all your secrets to advertisers. We were going to track your location like a psycho ex-girlfriend.
Then we found out it is far more evil to just sell you stuff. C’est la vie.
Why are we named 7 Dragons?
For luck. 7 and Dragons (the eastern ones) are both lucky.
It’s a cool name.
What other apps will 7 Dragons be releasing?
Ummm … we aren’t allowed to say.
So far we have 5 apps and there’s a definite pattern there.
How to get in Touch?
Kindle owners are always welcome. Please leave a comment or send us an email at booksummit at ymail dot com.
We shy away from the press since that one time one of the 7 Dragons ate a reporter and we got some rather nasty press coverage. Of course, if you want to put us on the cover of your magazine and promise to include a grand piano and a unicorn and lots of puppies and kittens then we will have a hard time saying no.